Friday, March 6, 2009

You Don't Do That

A while back I did an entry on my personal favorite: the seahorse birdbath. The following yard missed being added to the collection but it is probably just as well.

No one needs to do this ever again!

First, this is not art.

Second, please do not place a nude female in a seahorse bird bath. It offends me and probably may offend some poor unsuspecting house finch.

Oh, and don't think I don't get it. This is probably a fountain and water will come cascading down the nude's back à la Flash Dance.

Seahorse birdbath: 3 points
Naked chick: 1 point
subtotal: 4 points

Creativity Bonus
As a matter of scale, this is quite a structure for a single wide. Also someone had to find the naked girl and come up with the brilliant maneuver of placing it in a birdbath and probably having to rig it to dramatically spurt water. 2 points

Total: 6 points

I apologize for everyone who has What A Feeling stuck in their heads. I am not one to suffer in silence.


  1. Yeah, I STILL got that damn song stuck in my head and I didn't even turn the volume on!!!

  2. I just read this post and went to go grab some more coffee, and what did I find laying in the middle of our living room floor? A copy of Flash Dance. I didnt even think we owned that movie. Ironic.

  3. Now I know that The Higher Power secretly practices the moves from Flash Dance. That explains the leg warmers.


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