International Flower Spy submits:
Kermit accepted to join the Turtle Brothers in a foursome assuming they meant a round of golf. That was his first mistake... there would be others.
- 3 turtles: 3 points
- Remorseful Frog: 1 point
For the inappropriate turtle love trust upon an unsuspecting amphibian: 2 points
Total: 6 points
You know, Kermit never liked golf that much anyway.