Cart Before The... Well, You Know.

After engaging the ignition switch, Emmanuel began to have doubts on his assembly of the Magna-Cartinator 2000.

"Is the cart part A or part B?"

Score

• Driver of unknown ethnicity: 1 point
• Donkey of ill nature and cart of smug variety (kitsch factor): 3 points

Subtotal: 4 points

Creativity Bonus

For the impending ass kicking on generic driver of no known cultural background: 2 points.

Total: 6 points

Suddenly I feel compelled to purchase a pair of yellow capris.