Ducks In A Row

I never played with dolls much as a child. But I was not opposed to grabbing my poor long suffering cat and stuffing it into a baby dress and watch it stagger and fall over like a load of cement. Once incapacitated by the shame of the dress, I would stroll it around the house in a baby carriage.

Some people never get over the idea of dressing dolls and carry the fetish outside on display in their very own yards.

d/iowa comments and submits:

This is right over the line in Decatur, NE. The ducks wear different things at different times of the year- it's pretty funny.

The tribe's offering does not please King Ralph the Nude.

Score

• Pelican: 1 point
• 7 duck/seagull hybrids in matching attire: 14 points
• 7 tiny fishing polls with fish or bobbers: 7 points

Subtotal: 15 points

Creativity Bonus

For proudly displaying the catch of the day (or lack there off) while standing on their poor little wire prostheses to a disdainful pelican who apparently does not approve of the outfit of the day: 4 points.

Total: 19 points

Receives the Gold Manatee of excellence

Of course, d/iowa is now obligated to submit future duck/seagull fashion collections.