For those who have not been following the Cat / Gnome War let me refresh you: here, here, and here. Soirette reveals a more heinous slow torture method devised by our feline supporters.
Soirette comments and submits:
- My poor, wee gnome lives in the front flower bed, but now has "paint-flake" disease (or the cat might have p--d on him!).
I'm sure I deserve minus points for gnome abuse, but thought you might like the picture all the same. :)
Death by cat spray.Score
- Gnome steadily dissolved by the constant onslaught of feline spray: 4 points
Subtotal: 4 points
Although the display is uninspired and lacks a sense of drama, the artist's commitment to the gnome's annihilation by slow cat torture displays a flare for the performance arts: 2 points
Total: 6 points
If you think you are working on minus points, most likely you are collecting a creativity bonus.
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