Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Cat Wars Continue

For those who have not been following the Cat / Gnome War let me refresh you: here, here, and here. Soirette reveals a more heinous slow torture method devised by our feline supporters.

Soirette comments and submits:
    My poor, wee gnome lives in the front flower bed, but now has "paint-flake" disease (or the cat might have p--d on him!).

    I'm sure I deserve minus points for gnome abuse, but thought you might like the picture all the same. :)

Death by cat spray.

  • Gnome steadily dissolved by the constant onslaught of feline spray: 4 points

Subtotal: 4 points

Creativity Bonus

Although the display is uninspired and lacks a sense of drama, the artist's commitment to the gnome's annihilation by slow cat torture displays a flare for the performance arts: 2 points

Total: 6 points

If you think you are working on minus points, most likely you are collecting a creativity bonus.

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  1. Takes acid rain to a whole new level...

  2. Better to be "peed" off than "peed" on.

  3. I believe I will make that comment into a cross stitch.

    Words to live by.


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