Günter was charged yesterday with felonious pig napping and refusal to stay put in his designated spot in the garden. Refusal to submit resulted in a broken leg and a crushed hat.
"Some one call my lawyer"
His cousin, Fred, however; has not be apprehended
"Woo Hoo"
i want one of these.
ReplyDeleteA crime spree? A stolen pig? A pig ride? A mug shot? So many choices.
ReplyDeleteIf the hat don't fit you must acquit!
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