My favorite quote:
I am not a professional yard art critic. We have a gnome in the back yard. OK also a hillbilly ball (otherwise known as a gazing globe ). Let she who is without yard art cast the first GNOME.
First, I love "hillbilly ball" and Water Shack Lady, we are professional yard art critics so we cast quite a few gnomes.
"Where do want me to lob this?"
Take a read, perhaps she will play with us. Perhaps she will permit the use of one of her pictures.