Therefore Life's Highway The Yard Art Game has decided to market a line of gnomes, I know, I know what you are thinking. But Kristi, found this excellent mold for me on EBay and I think this is just the thing to set us on our way.
LATEX MOLD - MR.KINKY GNOME GARDEN ORNAMENT
He will add a spot of color in your ordinary and drab garden full of greenery, flowers and fragrant shrubbery. Come on dare to tell the world:
I'm a sadomasochist...and I'm Proud Of IT!
Anyway, it's just a thought.