Therefore Life's Highway The Yard Art Game has decided to market a line of gnomes, I know, I know what you are thinking. But Kristi, found this excellent mold for me on EBay and I think this is just the thing to set us on our way.
LATEX MOLD - MR.KINKY GNOME GARDEN ORNAMENT
He will add a spot of color in your ordinary and drab garden full of greenery, flowers and fragrant shrubbery. Come on dare to tell the world:
I'm a sadomasochist...and I'm Proud Of IT!
Anyway, it's just a thought.
Ha ha hahaha I clicked on this, then I started laughing and said OH My! and my son was like WTF! Ha hahaha ha ha ha...
ReplyDeleteI think your internet traffic just spiked.
ReplyDeleteLauren, it is not nice to laugh at my marketing plan.
ReplyDeleteMarguerite, being the Marketing Expert that I am, I know to use certain key words like "sadomasochist" to hit my target group.
The S&M gnome would look good next to my mooning gnome!
ReplyDeleteI will buy one if he is wearing stilettos.
ReplyDeleteI've got to get one of these. I want to put it in my neighbors yard. (in the middle of the night so they don't know where it came from)...lol
ReplyDeleteI'm very surprised that Diane was not first to comment! Leave it to her good friend Lauren, though!!!
ReplyDeleteNancy in Iowa
I'm too late once again with the neighbor idea! They would freak! Great idea, Ann!
ReplyDeleteLynn, and where is this picture of the mooning gnome?
ReplyDeleteTufa Girl, I knew that about you.
Ann, I also have a neighbor who would benefit from this act of kindness.
Mom L, yeah what's up with Diane? She must resting on her laurels.
lemonverbenalady, get one for yourself and freak out your neighbors with your personal declaration. Then go out and get some leather pants.
Diane has a baby. Much cuter and yet more difficult to amuse than a lawn gnome. I would totally totally totally put one of those little freaks on my ex-husband's lawn. What an outstanding idea.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Diane's mom Nancy if you are ever planning a trip to Sioux City you should drop me a line, we could get a coffee.
ReplyDeleteLauren, I like coffee too!
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless. I may have to order 3 or 4 to start.
ReplyDeleteI know, everyone would want one. How hard could they be to make? Heck I could do custom colors!
ReplyDeleteIf you put the words "cat bondage" in this post, you would then have every single internet user in the US come to your site.
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