Sunday, June 6, 2010

The Great Escape

eventer79 comments and submits:

"The deer look appropriately startled by this Godfather-esque appearance in their yard. The brown curly hair...the googly eyes...striking fear into the hearts of concrete wildlife everywhere...

Or maybe he was trying to burrow out from under the fence cause he didn't like the tiny dog igloo they gave him to live in and he just got stuck, hence the bug eyes? "

If you dig a tunnel with your tiny hooves it is very likely you have not made a hole big enough for your round pony belly... just saying

"Don't look at him dear, we can't help him."
"But... he has such nice hair...."
Score
  • Pony head but don't look into his eyes. He will pull you into his own little pony hell: 1 point
  • Vaguely concern deer but not willing to get involved: 2 points
Subtotal: 3 points

Creativity Bonus

For a terrified pony head with eyes that will steal your soul and for deer purposely looking the other direction: 3 points.


Total: 6 points

Clyde was a little more successful but still required help:
He made it out... don't worry.  But the local deer did not help.

9 comments:

  1. The pic is getting cut in half in Firefox, I can only see the deer if I click on it. I wonder if the poor bugger is still stuck in his hole...I will find out this summer I guess!

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  2. Poor fella..Good thing they managed to made it out.

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  3. Tampa Pool, do not tempt me with your cool watery-ness after a weekend of melting humidity.

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  4. Wow! Don't you just look at these pictures sometimes and think, "Is this how they INTENDED this to look?" Seriously!

    Thanks for posting that this horse was OK. I would've worried about that all day!

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  5. AFANM, Art is so interpretive, it is hard to really determine what message the home owner is trying to convey. It is up to us, the viewing public, to read into it what we will.

    What we read is that there are a lot of disturbed people out there.

    As for the horse... horses are walking time bombs ready to go off and any moment and make you financial poor. They all tend to carry the bankruptcy gene.

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  6. people are so f'in weird!

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  7. Ahhhhhhh! My first thought was of that classic gore movie Motel Hell. see pic http://www.slackerwood.com/files/images/user-2/motelhell_sept09.jpg

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  8. Feldspar, what a great picture and an unusual selection of yard art. Your offering must be posted on the fan page.

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