Wednesday, June 16, 2010

In the Near Future

A few years from now...
in a post-apocalyptic world....
Survivors struggle to live, banding together, loses their lives to marauding hordes of zombies
One dolphin rises to become the savior
One dolphin who happens to loves to wear flashy boas
And there was nothing wrong with that...

eventer79 comments and submits

"While not gilded, Dolphin does have a sparkly silver lei…"

"Keeping your yard art collection pretty when the rest of your yard looks like you know what…priceless"

Staying within the parameter with guards on duty, the surviving band receives instructions from their aquatic leader: "Always remember when fighting zombies try to look your best, accessories are our best defense. Zombies hate that they can not accessorize"

Score (list provided by eventer79, my comments are in red)

Blue leaping dolphin with nasal tube (maybe she colicked?) - defensive pea shooter: 2 points
Easter banner on door: 1 points + 2 points holiday bonus
Tropical island statuette with palm tree: 1 point
Two fairies hiding behind shrubbery: 2 points
 Puppy: 1 points
squirrel: 1 point
sentry squirrel: 1 point
rabbit with child: 2 points
tiny white mermaid: 1 point
Two horrible multicolor shell sculptures (the dolphins needs reminders from home): 2 points
Bird: 1 point
Two kids hiding behind plant: 2 points

Subtotal: 19 points

Creativity Bonus

For the inspiring semi-aquatic scene in a land of destruction where our hero inspires his band with tips of fashion flair: 4 points

Total: 23 points

Golden Manatees toast the efforts of their aquatic cousin

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9 comments:

  1. I like how the dolphin is perched ever so high, to give that realistic jumping out of the water look. Wow. I'm speechless on this one.

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  2. He is jumping trying to get out of that pit. Jeez, did they have a storm too?

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  3. Pea shooter! Why didn't I think of that??!

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  4. The pea shooter is a little known weapon of mass destruction.

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  5. i think there should be a golden dolphin award too!

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  6. Much of the most wonderful wonderfulness is to be found in " can people" parks. AKA mobile home parks/ campgrounds/ etc.

    No cards, letters or death threats please. My W. Va. relatives lived in "cans" , they had regular dental checkups and did not eat road kill.

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  7. WAIT... Hold the presses: More points needed! When I blew this picture up to the max...There is silver Christmas garland around the base of the dolphin Dec. to June = approx. 4 1/2 months.

    Also on right hand side..large in front of the forward large slumbering loaf of bread rock...you can clearly see a nature created Playboy bunny symbol in blades of grass.

    I am now off to get a life!!! MORE POINTS, MORE POINTS

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  8. Kristi, I appreciate your enthusiasm for negotiation and I am sure the eventer79 does too! But without other evidence, I have to assume the silver garland is generic festive and not specific holiday related.

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