eventer79 and I found the perfect thing:
Practical and functional with that little sparkle of special flare. Helmets are required in the event of hurled beer bottles by your more aggressively sensitive yard artist.
Crotchless air conditioning has been added for your summer comfort.
You are welcome... I just wanted you all to know that I am always thinking of your safety and comfort.
Once again speechless, but laughing. Then I guess that's not quite speechless!
ReplyDeleteThe buttocks hanging out were my favourite part.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read "crotchless", I immediately knew you were thinking only field reporters of comfort.
ReplyDeleteI know Ann, I care too much. It has always been a burden for me.
ReplyDeleteI am all for "protective gear " but what of the eyes of the beholder ?
ReplyDeleteI have attended the Sturgis , S. D. bike rally several times.
Gotta tell you, there should be a few caveats on the air conditioned comfort "front". Chaps with nothing underneath is just not a good look unless one is under 30 years of age and under 140 pounds.
I saw "stuff" in Sturgis which caused me to have to be restrained from gouging out my eyeballs with with a fork.
On the other hand, perhaps a full moon retreat would distract a twelve gauge totin' homeowner who fears field reporters might be out to pur--"loin " his yardly treasures .
I'll be running through the weeds , fringe a-flappin' to the faint sound of banjo music . The Quest...to go where the brave dare not go.
Oh...my....GOODNESS! Well, I wasn't onboard with this until you mentioned they were crotchless. Now, I'm definitely IN!!
ReplyDeleteKristi, obviously you missed the memo where the entire point in my life is to be entertained, therefore if that requires some eye discomfort so be it. You have painted my mental image perfectly. Also amusement would double with our male players.
ReplyDeleteANFANM, I knew you would be.
Are those "ass-less" chaps??? I need clarification, please.
ReplyDeleteYes, Lin, they are.
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