Monday, August 16, 2010

What Would I Do With A Flock of Flying Monkeys

Laura of Fetch My Flying Monkeys is my absolute favorite blogger of all time. Yes, it's true, I love her. You don't have to understand her, most people do not understand a genius. I open her blog and have no idea if today I will be in the mad house or on a hyper thrilling roller coaster. It's white knuckled fun for sure. Unfortunately,a price must be paid and I feel compelled to be somewhat witty in my responses. After the excitement of her entry and my weak burst of creative repartee, I have to go take a nap.

Anyway, Laura has been in the market for an appropriate piece of yard art... I think I found it on Ted's Big Ride.

"It's always a matter of priorities!
The house may not be finished, but the yard art is coming along quite nicely, thank you!"

A yard artist has got to do what a yard artist has to do. You can get siding up any ol' time.


  1. OH MY GOD! I must have that! I would put it in my front yard! What would make it even more awesome (if that's even possible) is a screaming human in it's jaws! YES! Like a Jehovah Witness or something. Oh, and imagine decorating it for Christmas (or any holiday) Like have Santa in it's jaws, or the Easter Bunny, and so on- all with guts hanging down. My neighbors would love me. I mean, even more than they do now.

    Oh, and wow the compliments! Thank you, girl. I do believe this is the first time I have seen the word "genius" beside my name written by someone other than myself.

  2. Laura, you would start a whole new category of bonuses with your corpse d'holiday themes.

  3. I think I love her too, ok...thats a mighty strong word...I am in like with her. Definitely bookmarking her blog.
    I like the idea of a human in it's jaws, I grew up a Jehovah's Witness, and I am not offended. I used to wish a lawn dinosaur would chomp on me as I was getting close to the door. Instead I just got people claiming to be Satanists or answering the door naked to "freak us out", really all you had to say was, "I'm not interested." Though the time a shotgun got pulled on us, and the time we got invited in to watch a cock fight were the best!
    Oh, not a JW anymore, if you were wondering.

  4. Lola Nova, no not TMI, just another element in the fascinating background of a yard art field reporter. In fact, I suspect you are extra brave and earned both of your golden balls years ago.

  5. Oh my god! I think Pee Wee Herman needs to have this in his next movie, don't you agree! I love weird roadside attractions like this and to have the dinosaur on the guys front lawn is awesome!

  6. The Teacher's Pet, I do like a nice road side attraction but I adore someone with the guts to display it in their front yard.

    Nice Pee Wee reference!

  7. I would get one of these to look over my neighbor's fence--just to annoy them. Seriously--wouldn't this just drive the neighbors NUTS???!

  8. I love it! I think it's the perfect thing for her. LOL! I'd go in to more detail but I only got about 3 hours sleep last night and my brain refuses to cooperate... I just know I love this for Laura's yard!

  9. Why bother finishing the house? No one will ever notice.

  10. I agree there is no need to finish the house!


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