"After the milk sponsorship and Hersey signed me as spokes-cow I no longer find it necessary to to go leaping about. The terms of my contract specifically stated that said moon would come to me alleviating the need for major feats of caloric expenditure. Now some one get me a Bling H2O and a deep fried Snickers."
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One day when I'm get rich and famous as a blogging icon, I'm buying the water: