Tufa Girl went window shopping:
Vintage Gnome: with an awesome paint job, there are a few chips. He is pushing a wheel barrel.
Thanks for holding him up, and I can make a phallic joke about his mushroom. Nice.
Thanks for holding him up, and I can make a phallic joke about his mushroom. Nice.
oh,...well... you know, I really could have done without the pubes
Sorry guys, he is sold. The seller says he is 9" and 7" wide. No wonder he needs a cart.
Guess you will have to find something else for that special someone on your list.



Now that is a one of a kind. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteSlamdunk, well let's hope so.
ReplyDeleteThat is why gnomes always have twins! I wonder where they hide that thing, maybe they are not all that chubby. I see some in depth research coming.
ReplyDeleteGWGT, I am wildly curious...What does this in depth research involve? My guess is our friend Johnny is well, gifted.
ReplyDeleteThat was unexpected. :-D
ReplyDeleteWell, not what YOU were thinking lifeshighway! Book and archive research is in order. We don't have a camera for that, we are not the airlines for gosh sakes.
ReplyDeleteWonder who the lucky person is who got that gnome for Christmas?
ReplyDeleteBetween this and the man-with-pedestal picture, I'm not sure I'm going to be able to get these images out of my head. That gnome has me giggling, that's for sure!
ReplyDelete"He ain't heavy, he's my other!"
ReplyDeleteOMG. And you wonder why I hate gnomes. That paint job is awful--did the painter only have spray cans left from his "tagging" days? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteOh! I nearly forgot....
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, pally! I hope Santa is extra good to you. :)
Mom L, ROTFLMAO. Every time I read it, it gets funnier. Truly your finest hour.
ReplyDeleteLin, I know! The paint job is horrible and yet they managed to paint the little hairs with a fine brush. Thanks, hope Santa is good to you too!
Hilarious! Who's the lucky recipient?
ReplyDeleteIs that a mushroom in his wheelbarrow or is he just happy to see you?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the mention but, I can't compete with that!
I am wishing you a most joyful holiday and a super fantastic new year! Thanks for always making me smile (or gasp in horror)!
Such dirty minds!! If you sguint really HARD and COCK your eyes slightly to the left , you will see that The WEE - WEE little man is actually THRUSTING with all his might to take a giant candle home for Christmas. He may stop off at the local PUBE for a TALL ONE. Just a STROKE of luck to have found such a treasure.
ReplyDeleteKristi, It's always a pleasure hearing from you...
ReplyDeletep3chandan, I'm not sure but my personal theory is Tufa.
ReplyDeleteLola Nova, Have a wonderful holiday. Perhaps you should branch out?
Is it really a mushroom? seriously? I am so sad it has taken me so long to get to this post!!
ReplyDeleteLauren, um, no....
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