Is that a 3rd leg

As The Yard Game grows and develops and our minds have been opened to include many forms of art. Yet I have been adamant about the exclusion of organic items including rocks, sticks, bones, shells and debris. And to prove my degree of devotion to the game I have to give actual THOUGHT to the following submission even though I loved it:

1. Sticks are not scored
2. Stumps are not scored
3. Wooden constructs are scored
4. Higher Power deemed painted rocked count (and the art is painted)
5. Under powerful scrutiny, I observed the head was attached

So armed with these facts, and my obsession to the game: conclusion Score Worthy

Lola Nova of Whatever Lola Wants comments and submits:

or are you just happy to see me?

You know as much as the length, girth and knobs concern me

what is worse, is that there seems to be fingers on the end of it.

Score:

• Long John: 1 point
• Interesting stacked rock that I may have considered by I cannot take my eyes off of John's gift: 0 points
• Jangling dangling thing (no not that, the other one): 1 point

Subtotal: 2 point

Creativity Bonus

Johnny has never understood why he earned his nickname. He does his job. He feeds the birds and  greets the guest. Really he is not that tall... it puzzles him: 4 points

Total: 6 points

Manatee would prefer that Long John not like his job quite that much. She is also quite concerned about the prehensile pen*s.