Diane:
Oh my f*cking god how many points for a live gnome?????? Lmao
And that my friend is a story for another day... in fact it will be another of my epic videos.
Friday, March 25, 2011
It's Friday and You Know Somewhere The Party Has Already Started
Texting from a Field Reporter where alcohol may or may not have been involved:
Diane:
Oh my f*cking god how many points for a live gnome?????? Lmao
And that my friend is a story for another day... in fact it will be another of my epic videos.
Diane:
Oh my f*cking god how many points for a live gnome?????? Lmao
And that my friend is a story for another day... in fact it will be another of my epic videos.
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Where can I get one of those for my yard? Also, does he come with his own Coors Light, or do I have to supply that?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is on his head?
ReplyDeleteShannon, I believe the beer was flowing free at this fine establishment so I don't believe you would have to bring your own. For safety precautions (in the south) if you are passed something in a mason jar ... imbibe at your own risk.
ReplyDeleteLaura, I would say that was his smushed down official gnome hat and his ears phones for taking directions from the flight tower.
ReplyDeleteWow. Just. Wow. I can't believe his momma let him out like that. I mean, he doesn't have any SOCKS on. It's cold out there today!
ReplyDeleteMorningGlory, A Gnome who wears a man purse don't need no stinkin' socks.
ReplyDeleteWas this the story that involved high levels of intoxication?
ReplyDeleteAlleged high levels of alcohol
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteJester, you can just tell this was the party of the year. I swear I am packing all my junk and moving to Savannah.
ReplyDeleteWhat I wonder is this guy part of the wedding party that was on your blog?
ReplyDeleteWinnie, I can answer that, no he was not. This was another event. Isn't Savannah great!!!!
ReplyDeleteGnomeo?
ReplyDeleteCatzilla, yeah see that is what happens after the happily ever after. They always leave out that part of the story.
ReplyDeleteIf I see that oversized gnome creeping around my bushes, I'm going Shaun of the Dead on his ass. I've got a shovel and a shotgun and no one will miss him!!
ReplyDeleteHands off, girls! This John Goodman look-alike gnome is waiting for ME! The silver space phones on his head connect him to the mothership so we can beam up once I (hiccup) get there!
ReplyDeleteCasa Mariposa, I think he may be harder to bring down than you think, (I love Shawn of the Dead!!!)
ReplyDeleteYou may need an elephant gun.
Mom L, you have an interesting taste in men. Say hi to the mother-ship when you get there.
Is this a re-run? I swear I've seen this guy before.
ReplyDeleteWow! How does one get into this establishment? Do you have to be on a special list to get in? (prob a VERY special list lol) I hope you see fit to share the aforementioned story with us soon...
ReplyDeleteIf I catch him, do I get a wish. Or is that only with leprechauns?
ReplyDeleteLauren, no it is not a rerun unless Diane also sent you a text.
ReplyDeleteredgiri, I know I want Diane to invite me to her parties. Yep I have a story and lots of pictures.
Lin, if you catch him... you keep him.
I feel bad for the little gnomes. Hope he is not their leader. Would have a hard time living in the birthday tree.
ReplyDeleteI think you have insulted the whole realm of gnomedom with this gross misrepresentation of what a live gnome might look like. Gnomes are cute. I rest my case (or maybe I will advise them to seek legal counsel to redress this slanderous post).
ReplyDeleteLH - you have to remember that I live in a teeny rural town in Iowa, across from what is a cornfield every other year (guess it will be alfalfa this year) and most of the men I see around town wear farmer's overalls. Haven't seen a man's legs in a while....oops!
ReplyDeleteMom L thinks he's cute. Maybe the gnomes do, too.
ReplyDeleteGnomes are cute. So is this handsome guy. Please do not bash him up anymore.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you expect from someone who admire little critters?
Oh hahaHAHA!!! The best one yet!
ReplyDeleteDo unto others as you would have others do unto you.
ReplyDeletegwgt, somehow I do not believe he is their leader. Maybe it is the headphones...
ReplyDeleteCarolyn, the world is divide into the gnome are cute camp and the gnome are evil little spuds group. We all live together peacefully here. I .
Mom L, he does has some sweet knees
Cynthia, exactly. He may be pretty hot stuff.
One, we are not bashing him. All Diane did was report a live gnome sighting.
Christine, thank you.
b-a-g, sigh.
Words escape me.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a friendly sort of guy. Still...he has got to lose that "murse".
Yup. Too much alcohol. Mr. Gnome is already missing his belt and tights.
ReplyDeletewe told gnomeo that he looked like a gnome and he laughed- so it's not really bashing right? i think lauren might recognize this shot from my facebook- i couldn't control myself.
ReplyDeletehahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa awesome.