This house is right up the street from me; I’ve had my eye on it for a while now:
The entrance to the driveway is guarded by two lions. They made no attempt to stop me. (2 points)
A friendly Dalmatian sits at the end of the drive. He’s not much of a guard dog. (2 points)
The front door is decorated with an Easter egg wreath. This picture doesn’t do it justice; it’s really rather pretty. (I LOVE the Easter Egg Wreath!!!!)
To the right of the door, a small dog keeps an eye on things. A Christmas tree flanks the door. (6 points)
No front porch is complete without wind chimes and dangly things. (Words to live by - and no Southern house is complete without a seashell jangly thing: 2 points)
To keep things balanced, another dog guards another Christmas tree to the left of the door. A fairy looks on approvingly. (good dodge MorningGlory but I am calling Angel - 1 point)
Again for balance, more wind chimes and dangly things adorn the left side of the porch. ( 3 points)
A monstrous snail and a life-sized rabbit sit on the wall. ( 2 points)
A lonely blue gazing ball to the right of the front porch. ( 1 point)
The first of several garden areas in the front yard. Left-to-right:
A fairy, three geese, three eggs (I hope the geese are not responsible for
the eggs – that would be painful), and a fairy. I’m also thinking the chair
is non-functional and intended as yard art. (also a birdbath, I'll give you the chair: 7 points)
At the center of the yard, another garden is set up with an angel and a fairy.
Two rabbits guard more eggs; again, I hope they aren’t the producers (3 points)
The same garden boasts a fountain, a cherub, and a tri-color bottle-tree sapling. (I like the mini bottle tree - 5 points - I counted the fleur de lis)
Finally, at the far end, we have a frog, a rabbit, another cherub, and a lighthouse. (3 points)
As we move around to the side yard, we have a deer, an angel, and three more eggs. ( 1 point)
The eggs are watch over by a turtle. He’s not fast, but I hear he’s ferocious. (looks like a mean one - 1 point)
A yellow bottle tree, and a Texas-star-on-a-stick. We’re not even in Texas! (In Texas everything is covered in stars - amazing - first time I have seen a yellow bottle tree 2 points)
Another deer on the other side of the house, looking toward the road. (OK, MorningGlory this has gone on long enough, did you walk the entire grounds! - 1 point)
A resting deer watches over things in the shade of a dogwood tree. ( 1 point)
A blue bottle tree in front of the garage. (these are more like bottle towers - 1 point)
A metal farmer figurine rusts under an evergreen tree, lonely and forgotten. (and beheaded... 1 point)
Subtotal: 45 points
Creativity Bonus
I love the Egg Wreath although it is holiday related so I can't count it, the monochromatic bottle towers are interesting especially the yellow one: 2 points
Total: 47 points
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity ... Easter's on its way





















I like the bottle tree, though I doubt it'd survive a tornado, and isn't that how lawn ornaments should be chosen?
ReplyDeleteBetween the ginormous snail and all those rabbits there is no landscaping to hide the eggs.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, a Christmas tree? Where are the lights? Some preferential awarding here. But seriously, Morning Glory captured a good find, with a wealth of garden objects. The lions belie the ornamentation to come.
ReplyDeleteI love the Easter T-Rex! LH, where do you find these things; you always have something eminently appropriate to add at the bottom of every submission.
ReplyDeleteLaura, this house was fortunate enough to have escaped tornado damage last weekend; it was a very close call though, with houses just 100 yards away getting hit.
GWGT - there's lights on both trees, honest.
I believe those are Christmas trees as I have one EXACTLY like them. Must have gotten them at the local True Value Hardware store.
ReplyDeleteI'm more curious about the wandering around the yard snapping pictures you did. What did you wait around till you saw everyone leave and just wander around or do you know these people?
Laura, I like a bottle tree to look tree-ish. I don't know how I feel about the bottle coming out of a fence poles like a reverse ladder.
ReplyDeleteTufa Girl, yeah Easter egg hunting but be a real drag. Those were like Ostrich Egg size. So I suspect you can find them pretty fast. You'd need a big basket, though.
gwgt, those tree looked like they had permanent lights so I am pretty sure they were intended for Christmas usage.
MorningGlory, that is not an Easter T-Rex but an Easter Godzilla.
Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Winnie, yes I am also curious. What is all that meandering about the grounds?
I tried to get permission (knocked on the door to ask, but no one was home); since there was no one there to stop me, I just went ahead and snapped away.
ReplyDeleteOh now well wait a minute...
ReplyDeleteThis may require another golden ball.
I am leaving it up to the negotiators. MorningGlory call in your favors.
I'm not worthy of another Golden Ball; as I said last time it's my cowardice that prompts me to ask permission!
ReplyDeleteI think Morning Glory deserves a Golden Ball for her high moral stance.
ReplyDeleteb-a-g, me thinks you protest too much. I bet you are a little hellion.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be a bottle tree orchard thing happening. This gardener has figured out how to propagate them.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing, 'How did Morning Glory take all these pictures?' and then come to find out she just strolled around the property. Wow. You deserve diamond encrusted golden balls of bravery! I would be scared to ask for permission, that alone merits Two Golden Balls.
ReplyDeleteCynthia, we should have MorningGlory check for cross Pollination and see if a little green bottle tree pops up.
ReplyDeleteKaren, Wow now you have inspired me to come up with a new award: a diamond encrusted golden ball of bravery. This will take some thought.
Really y'all, I'm a lily-livered candy-ass. I'm so terrified of someone calling the cops on me, that it's easier on my blood pressure to just ask permission.
ReplyDeleteI vote for the golden ball. How do you know they aren't home just because they didn't answer the door? I wouldn't have the nerve.
ReplyDeleteThey either don't believe in easter egg hunting or they play a completely different version easter egg game.
ReplyDeleteThe dinosaur in a bunny suit is so wrong.
Old Late to the Party speaking here: if Morning Glory really is a lily-livered candy-ass, then she definitely deserves the diamond encrusted golden ball of bravery! I mean, suppose the owners were visiting the neighbors, saw her in their yard, and rushed out WITH the neighbors and all their guests wielding rakes and shovels and things with which to beat her down?
ReplyDeleteI'm digging the cobalt blue bottle tree - I'm a sucker for colored glass. The Easter Bunnie Godzilla is the epitome of creativity -- a bit disturbing for young children, but clever non-the-less (where do you find this stuff?!)
ReplyDeleteMorningGlory scored - big time! Yard art like THAT just doesn't come along every day...
Perfect Easter weekend submission. I swear, did she walk right up to the front door! I've got to get more nervy when taking pictures it seems.
ReplyDeleteMorningGlory, you may deny your skills but the consensus is that you are a diamond encrust golden ball of fury.
ReplyDeleteCarolyn, I agree. I would be more afraid just wondering if they may or may not be home.
Mom L you are never late to the party, the party waits for you. Your neighbor story scared the heck out of me. Don't tell the others.
Shyrlene, I love blue glass. About the godzilla... I have skills
Marguerite, seems that she did. She just strolled around carrying her camera with her big ol' Yard Art Game Reporter pass.
The dino as a bunny! Hilarious. Hey, I got me a yellow metal sunflower and joined the ranks of some cute yard art!!!!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo Weekend Cowgirl, welcome to the fold.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you've worn me down. I humbly accept the virtual diamond-encrusted golden balls. The neighbor story is what won me over. Now I might never get up the nerve to photograph another submission!
ReplyDeletei like the fred flinstone dinosaur eggs.
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