I failed her, she hates me. Sometimes I have weeds. She does not know about my pet gnomes.
Lauren of Lend Me Some Sugar comments and submits (and pretty much does my job for me):
This shot gives a good look at the neighbor's immaculately manicured, devoid of yard art yard. Can you imagine what they think?
pretty much, I can. Sometimes my neighbor narrows her eyes at my general direction.
Ignore all but the Majestic Bald Eagle, who appears to be so embarrassed he's turned his back on the world. Or maybe he is looking into the pond for some snacks? Also, there's a green frog on the ground, which you can't see in the other pictures, mid way between the eagle and that dolphin. 2 points
- grey dolphin riding plume of aqua: 1 point
- mini hillbilly ball: 1 point
- pair of buttery golden yellow lions: 2 points
- 2 more mini balls of hillbilly persuasion: 2 points
- 2 grey mini rail-sitting lions: 2 points
- painted plywood Holly Hobby with watering can or whatnot: 1 point
- Trifecta of Seahorses shouldering bird bath!!! (my favorite) 3 points
- little girl statue on a brick sitting inside the birdbath (obviously a privileged young lady to reside upon the seahorse birdbath: 1 point
- brown Teddy Graham bear standing behind a
- mini hillbilly ball: 2 points
- mini disco GLITTER hillbilly ball (shake shake shake, shake your boody): 1 point
- statue of Sean Connery wearing a fez and singing "Feed the Birds, Tuppence a Bag" (a la Name Of The Rose - brilliant ploy but still St Francis ) 0 points
- fairy on a pedestal: 1 point
- rear view of what I think are either gnomes or perhaps sitting boys that used to have fishing poles, or the red shirt/hat one could be one of those jockeys ( I think fishing boy and Dutch boy) 4 points
Occupants of home loading stuff into vehicles and/or staring right at me, I can't decide if they noticed me or not. No shots were fired.
to the far right, Little curly haired boy statue with basket and puppy dog. 1 point
Subtotal: 24 points
An eclectic collections with a couple of nice kitsch items. Of course I love the lovely seahorse birdbath royal court with Miss Goody Two Shoes Holly Hobby bowing and the bear offering the yard queen tidbits of from his offered tray of delectable delights: 3 points
Total: 27 points
Lauren has a full set. I hope she is working out
A little something I found on from the crazy neighbor instruction manual: