He submits the following proof: Crime fight gnomes.
Burt Ward sulks whenever he is forced to wear the Dark Knight's uniform. It seems the old man can never get enough of prancing about in his little back Speedos.
"Check this out, Burt... after all these years, I sill got the goods to don the black bikini""Bruce, do we have to continue to play these games.. and no you DO NOT have the goods and I really don't like looking at them."
To make you own crime frighting garden gnomes...(go for something cool like Wolverine or Venom)