So here you are, a happy but lazy home owner. At sometime you were motivated enough to festoon your abode with happy holiday decor. And not for one holiday but for two.
We can assume the pumpkin as long since rotted.
We can also assume they never use the porch swing
After exhausting months of taking down the string of lights, one inch at a time, Frosty's arms are permanently frozen above his head. Tragically, he cannot adjust his top hat. A sad case of snowman neglect.. For only 25 cents a day, you can adopt and better the life of a suffering snowman. Donations can be submitted to firstname.lastname@example.org.
A snowman is a terrible thing to waste
- Dapper Frosty chilling the summer away on the front porch: 1 point + 7 points (holiday bonus)
- A big old wad of Christmas lights, never made it past the porch into the attic: 1 point + 7 points (holiday bonus)
- Pun-ish Halloween decoration: (SCORE!) 1 point + 9 points
I could almost forgiven the snowman, the lights...well at least they came down but are pathetically wadded up on the porch BUT Halloween, really...you could not put that thing in the closet in 9 months?: 3 points for being pathetic (very much like I have been this summer with my postings)
Total: 29 points
This is me except my hair is brown...and I lost my mask, or it is at the barn or maybe in the car...
Spring Quarter Winners in The Yard Art Game
Morning Glory^: 83 points
Lauren*^^: 80 points
Diane*: 73 point
Of special note, Lauren's full set of Golden Balls