Rosey of Dung Hoe submits:
It is a good thing there is not more than one moose. I have no idea what the plural is for moose.( mooses?) It is the end of January and still the holiday penguins frolic in this front yard.
Braveheart hates Christmas... more than your average moose...it's addition of the reindeer antlers. (Moose are very sensitive, you know.)
they can cover me in lights, they can force deer camouflage on me... the enemy may take my life.... but they'll never take my FREEDOM!!
What's his problem?
I don't know. I love being sparkly don't you?
Yes, yes I do. Hey nice hatScore
- Christmas decorated Moose with fake antlers (because his weren't good enough)1+ 1 point for dressed + 1 for holiday dressed
- 6 perky reindeer: 6 points +6 holiday bonus
- 4 happy holiday penguins, they all have cute hats: 4 points (in the south we call the toboggans) + 4 holiday bonus
- Set of juggling clubs that glow in the dark (penguins have very clever flippers) not sure holiday related: 0 points
For a humiliating a giant moose and then to make him bear the burden way past the holiday: 3 points
Total: 26 points
I propose we all learn this dance and all meet somewhere warm like Savannah do a flash mob. Diane can feed us.
For you snow bound folks, just dance: